17 4 / 2014

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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17 4 / 2014

onlylolgifs:

Platypus playtime

onlylolgifs:

Platypus playtime

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17 4 / 2014

catholicnun:

lesterbangs73:

i made soy milk ^_^

I dont think that’s how it’s made

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17 4 / 2014

penisparker:

notdaredevil:

penisparker:

i’ve got a phd in the art of not giving a shit

you can’t get a doctorate in art

i don’t give a shit

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17 4 / 2014

ddarkahn:

Some of Cher’s greatest hits on Twitter.

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17 4 / 2014

17 4 / 2014

deansass:

im doing the video editing for a video for my school right and people are so??? they wore green shirts and pants in front of green screen????

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17 4 / 2014

nippled:

tumblr user more like tumblr loser am i right haha…I’m so sad

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17 4 / 2014

xehyun:

nyehs:

lynxthreatdisplay:

Because you turn 1 degree and walk away

if you turned one degree and walked you wpuld run right ito the xbox one

you turn one degree and then moonwalk the fcuk away

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17 4 / 2014

qunerdi:

the movie actually managed to make me laugh pretty hard with this omg

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